Things that my Mother taught me...

i happen to pass by this cute quote about Mothers and the things thay taught us... it may be funny but still true enough... Happy Mother's Day... I LOVE YOU, Mama...

My Mother taught me LOGIC - "If you fall off that swing and breakyour neck, you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes,they're going to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think that Iknow when you're cold?"

My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE - "What were you thinking?Answer me when I talk to you... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes,don't come running to me."

MY Mother taught me PATIENCE - "Sure, you can do that. As soon asyou're 21 and leave the house!"

My Mother taught me DIPLOMACY - "I don't want to hear who started it,It takes two to fight."

My Mother taught me SHARING - " Play nicely with that or I'll justtake it away from both of you."

My Mother taught me ETIQUETTE - "Use your fork! If I see that handon the table again I'll Slap it!"

But most of all,

My Mother taught me LOVE - " You know that whatever you do orwhatever happens, I'll stand behind you because I Love you."

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-- HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to all the Mama, Mommy, Nanay, Inay....

We, as your children are very grateful for the life you have given us...

This toast is for you Mama! ^_^