Rutherford Files Part 2

Due to the insistent demand of Anj and Sho, i'm posting again another blog about the Rutherford files.

This time, i sought the help of the section's Über popular "Rutherford Notebook". There's a special section there entitled "According To:" which shows a list of funny, hilarious and unforgettable lines said and heard by the rutherford people.

I've just selected a few of it so bear with me... =)

"bawal ilagay ang mga bag sa ibabaw ng table! do not disarrange the chairs! nung pumasok yung [insert name of section here] d'yan, hindi magulo 'yan!" - Sir Raffy

"may isang brand new kang jeepney, tapos nag-outing kayong buong pamilya. nasa highway kayo, tapos biglang rumampa ang jeep dahil may humps. eh kailangan isa lang ang ililigtas mo, sino yun? tandaan: sobrang bilis ng takbo ng jeepney..." - EJ Tan

"Do you believe?... Gagaling! gagaling!!" - Anton (*sniff*)

"Wow, ang sarap nun 'pre!" - EJ

"As i've said, it's grammatically correct but rhetorically incorrect..." - T. Helen

"..........................." - Louisebelle

"Wala nang assignment, naka-black pants pa ako, absent na ako buong araw, para tuloy akong dead man walking... ang masaya lang dun, dalawa ang nakuha kong panyo sa bulsa ko..=)" - Jacobh

"O sige, Ramjay ACNEpolo!" - S. Dizon

"Naiinis ako sa taong maraming bangs!" - James

"Kung gusto madaming paraan, kung ayaw, maraming dahilan.." - Janet

"i thought that later, sir! May grade po ba ang mga katulad kong "reserved" sa chess?" - EJ

T. Nube: "Class, Quiet! Sino ba yung payatot na nakasalamin, ha?"
Saisho: "'Cher, ako po 'yun, baket po?!"
T. Nube: "Hindi ika 'yun, yung mas payat pa..."
Class: "Ah si June!"

Dennis: "Classmates, let us pray..."
EJ: "Yes, we are!"

"I have a "pimple-free" face! - Nikki Lace while describing herself

"Hoy pare! narinig nyo yun!? Tinawag daw akong 'maganda'!" - Mariane Capada

"wag nyo ko aawayin, magaling na'ko mag-rifle!" - Saisho

Mark Gajilan: "My hair is like pubic!"
T. Helen: "Who do you think you are? Do you know that your grades are also based on your attitude?"

"Uy! pa-picture tayo dun sa may malaking ano..!?" - Oneida

"Ang galing! may entablado!" - Nikki Lace

"Paano mo nalamang Bisaya ako, wala ka namang IBIDINS!?" - Nikki Lace

"June, lumalambot ba ang bike?" - Ryan Caibiran

"Baby-lon" - Saisho

"So, do you think?! Excuse me, are we talking about Euthanasia here in the Philippines? Oh, We Are!" - Farrah

"June! Oneida! 'Di kaya ako maubusan ng dugo sa daliri?!" - Joana

"Neida, "Book to book" ba ang exam sa English!?" - Dana

So there goes another wacky post.... I'm laughing the whole time i'm typing this blog... =P

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Sho, here's my answer regarding your bonus question.

as i looked on the pics of brandon boyd, josh groban, jay chou and christian bautista... i think you and mr. groban has a lot more resembling features and personality. distinct and deep at the same time, yun and tingin ko sa inyo ni josh groban. hehehe...

enough said.

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by the way, i'll be starting my TV praticum at GMA Network Inc. this Monday... geez, good luck talaga sa 'kin! =)